fucking spiders 

An exclamation of sheer disbelief or wonder.

Fucking spiders, check out the legs/tits/arse on her

fucking spiders by Mad Mikki Bongo July 25, 2014

Fucking spiders 

It is cold today

It’s fucking spiders today

Fucking spiders by Badman Big Beats June 1, 2019

Big Fucking Spider 

A REALLY big spider with the seeming propensity to shred you tip to stern. When such spider walks, you can feel the fear through your feet, and the vibrations that it makes running after your ass. If you see one of these, you have one of 3 options.

-Run
-Get Eaten
-Start Praying

"Hey Jack, where did matt go?"
"I dont know for sure, but that really big fucking spider over there with a leg sticking out of its mouth sure looks suspicious..."

Big Fucking Spider by Sebas S December 13, 2008

big fucking spider 

a big fucking spider, in summary, you are able to hear the damn footsteps on your wood floors, and somehow it is breathing and you can hear it.

Yo dawg i just saw a big fucking spider.

Did you kill it?

Nah, it was too big

Well, it may have stolen your car on the way out.

big fucking spider by fuckmemoment July 6, 2010

Fuckin spiders 

When an absolute banger kicks in making you first pump the shit out of the air until nobody can breath ✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊

What an absolute track that was, fuckin spiders

Fuckin spiders by DirtyDanger April 18, 2018

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020