Fuck O'Clock

1) Any time you wake up between 5am and 8am when you've have more than 5 hours sleep

2) Any time when you're awake between 3am and 5am

3) When you got to sleep somewhere around the 2nd Fuck O'Clock and you wake up in the afternoon
"Bloody hell I feel like I've been awake for days… what time is it? Oh shit, it's fuck o'clock!"
by BobTheWack July 25, 2015
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fuck-fuck o'clock

Person A: What's up? Do you wanna go out tonight?
Person B: I would, but I have to get up at fuck-fuck o'clock tomorrow... ah whatever, I don't need to be awake at work.
by Taco Watson April 7, 2010
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Butt Fuck O'Clock

Often the wee morning hours at which the possibility of doing something reasonable is slim.

An hour of the day at which said activity is least probable to occur.

The hour at which butt fucking is most likely to occur.
A: Hey, what time do you have to be at work tomorrow?

B: Eh, at butt fuck o'clock unfortunately.

A: So... what precisely goes on at that hour again?
by Loftus Pennyweather March 13, 2013
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Get The Fuck Out O'Clock

The proper response to someone who has overstayed their welcome.
-What time is it?
-It's Get The Fuck Out O'Clock.
by Barbie T September 9, 2010
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Fuck This Shit O'Clock

That time of day when whatever you're doing becomes so irritating that you simply have to cease immediately and exit the area. No matter what the clock states as the actual time, it is still Fuck This Shit O'Clock. Morning, noon and night, any second of any hour can become Fuck This Shit O'Clock. So named because when the moment is reached, people tend to either do a wild, exasperated hand flinging gesture or smash their hands down onto a surface and say "Fuck this shit!!" And then leave.

It should be noted that although the time of Fuck This Shit O'Clock is randomly assigned, some people hate their jobs so intensely that 5pm Monday to Friday becomes Fuck This Shit O'Clock.
"Dave, can you just run me off twenty copies of this on your way past the photocopier?"

"Sorry Sir, no can do. It's Fuck This Shit O'Clock and I'm outta here."
by MagickDio October 9, 2012
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Fuck-this-shit o'clock

Regardless of my shift time, it's time to leave work.
I'm so done. It's fuck-this-shit o'clock.
by Adventures in Blonde September 17, 2021
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its fuck off o'clock

When you just wake up and someone wants to talk to you.
Hey, Your mother was cremated
Its fuck off o'clock, shut up.
by thedickspicker July 16, 2022
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