Fuck Meter

The amount of exitement exerted by the female during sexual intercourse; the intensity of sexual intercourse
When I fucked that dude, my fuck meter was turned off.

Your fuck meter is off the charts!
by ChanMan415 September 02, 2008
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giving-a-fuck meter

Noun. A mental device used to measure, usually on a 1-to-10 scale, how much you care or give a fuck. Not useful for articulating high degrees of giving-a-fuck, but perfectly useful for insinuating how little fuck you actually give.
I did too, but my giving-a-fuck meter is at like 0.3 right now.
by Okzoz May 06, 2011
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Give a Fuck Meter

This term is usually used when one does not care about anything... usually very angry and upset. Maybe just an ass hole but give the people who use this word a break because they may just be having a hard time in life.
wanna know where your problem runs on my give a fuck meter... it doesn't
by I do give a fuck! June 23, 2011
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Fuck-O-Meter

The amount of fucks being given at a single time.
I give zero fucks right now
Fuck-o-Meter confirmed zero fucks
by BigdickMceeee October 30, 2018
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Fuck o meter

Internal tool used to determine how many fucks are given in a given instance
Fuck o meter detects zero fucks
by Urban jackass June 01, 2018
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Fuck-o-meter

A device that is used to determine how many fucks someone gives
by The one who gives 0 fucks March 02, 2018
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Fuck-o-meter

Person 1: I studied all night yesturday for this test!
Person 2: I give no fuckedy fucks
Person 1: I give no fucks about your fuckedy fucks
Narrator: fuck-o-meter, how many fucks were given?
Fuck-o-meter: I don’t give a fuck

*ZERO FUCKS GIVEN*
fuck-o-meter is a meter that can go up your ass, and looking inside your brain for how many fucks your give

I DONT GIVE A FUCK
by Mr fucking fuck fuckedy fuck January 18, 2020
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