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fuck me mate 

1. A person (usually of chav-origin), experiencing mild surprise.

2. A person (usually of chav-origin), experiencing mild surprise in the fact that they are naked and bent over, wit hthey cheeks spread.
1. Chav: "Fuck me mate thats a fat duck"
Chav2:"Its a chicken dick'ead"

2. Chav: "Fuck me mate!
Chav2:"All right, bend over"
fuck me mate by tom metcalfe September 1, 2006

fuck off mate 

Something to say when someone fuckin wit chu
Guy 1: hey who let this fagget out
Guy 2: I don’t know
Guy 3: fuck off mate
fuck off mate by Ice cube doc dre January 17, 2018

Fuck all mate just finished up a breakdown

Had an undeclared sly
Fuck all mate just finished up a breakdown- Spoon

fuck material

The kind of girl that you'd dump after a fuck, who's only purpose is to be fucked
My sister and I used to have sex, she was pure fuck material!! I think she has 7 handicapped children now HAHAHAHHA
fuck material by Mr. Hope January 11, 2016

fuckmate 

noun, a sexual partner

A copulation always requires a partner, and such a partner (or probable partner) receives several names. Please note that mate means colleague or also person with whom someone shares something. Thus, if two girls have the same loverboy, they are fuckmates (they share the same fucker) also.
Well, Monica, it's visible that you need a good fuckmate urgently.
fuckmate by Tiago Zuhr October 16, 2008

Room Fuckmate 

The most difficult company you could find when you go on a school trip, an exchange or when you are on Erasmus.
Stadistics of finding a Room Fuckmate:
B= Boy. G=Girl. ~ = joins to. •= sex.
°= no sex. B/G = Boy or Girl.
^ = Common situation.
× = Uncommon situation.

Fuckmate Coincidence
---------------------------------------
|straight| B~G × • B/G~B/G ^ • (×)
|gay-lesb.| B~G × ° B~B^ • (×)
|bisex| B~G× • B/G~B/G^ • (^)
|pansex| B~G× ° B/G

|transgen|

|asexual|

|demisexual|

FUCK IT, THIS IS A DAMN HELL!!!
Room Fuckmate by Teh Wolfboy December 11, 2015
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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