fuck the biscuit

v. essentially, a different way to word; to fuck up.

"Dude you're putting those Tetris blocks in the wrong place! You're completely fucking the biscuit!"

"I fucked the biscuit cause I didn't do my homework"

"You didn't study for the test!? Oh crap, hope you don't don't fuck the biscuit!"

by MMjr March 28, 2009

Fuck biscuit

A girl who is so good to fuck you don't even care if she makes you pancakes in the morning.

"Hey man, did you have breakfast this morning?"
"Nah. I had all I could handle with my little fuck biscuit last night."

by Graham nation June 29, 2013

Fuck on a biscuit

An exclamation usually sccreamed after experiencing pain. See also, ohh fuck, holy shit, and Jesus Tapdancing Christ.

Fuck on a biscuit i just shot my left ball off!

by Raul Sampsonov July 05, 2003

fuck biscuits

A term relavant to that of hell. It is used to describe a state of unhappiness. It is mostly used as a simily to describe a form of discomfort.

Dude, its hot as fuck biscuits out here.

by phonermanon June 13, 2010

fuck biscuit

like okay a fuck biscuit is when you knock a ho up and like you accidently left i little fuck biscuit in her

"dude i guess i didnt use a rubber,
HAHA dude you have a fuck biscuit in her,
yea dude i knocked the ho up"

by julian_boredom December 25, 2007

Fuck Biscuit

A fuck biscuit is something you call your friends who are dumb and outright idiots used as a slur in heated arguments

Stfu you stupid fuck biscuit.

by Daddy1246 August 09, 2021

fuckety fuck biscuits

An negative expression used to communicate extreme irritation or anger.

I’ve forgotten my keys? oh fuckety fuck biscuits, i can’t take this anymore.

by snaxaphone July 30, 2023