A French male who presents a weak, homosexual appearance and is therefore considered a douche bag. May be seen wearing tight pants and kissing other men in the cheeks.
I never thought it would be so difficult to enjoy a croissant in a French café, specially with all these French fruitcakes licking each other's balls.
by pantheraux September 8, 2010
by ndkangel January 26, 2016
by DebRi December 22, 2013
When you are eating a woman's asshole out and she shits into your mouth and you kiss her with the shit frothing around both of your mouths.
by aggabhang January 3, 2016
When two men simultaneously penetrate a women's anus causing her to bleed through her anus into a cup of strawberries and whip cream. For then the men proceed to consume the delicious blood covered treat.
by Devil$whip April 12, 2015
by Danethan Rothbert November 12, 2007
Usually regarding someone wearing a fedora. They think they are above all other men for no reason at all. They possess more swords than the 2nd century and 'know' how to use them. They also 'know' they can treat a lady better than you. Trust me, they cuddle their anime pillows harder than you ever will. They are just awkward neckbeards embarrassing themselves on social media.
Hey honey look! It's one of those m' lady fruitcakes!
John is such a m' lady fruitcake. He's going to be single forever.
John is such a m' lady fruitcake. He's going to be single forever.
by tissy furball April 18, 2017