An elegantly designed couch located in hallways of frat houses. A couch that has been subjected to daily debaucheries that go on in a fraternity house. Uses include but are not limited to: ashtray, vomit receptacle, designated pass-out spot, a great place to relieve yourself. If it could tell stories, it would make even the biggest frat daddies cringe.

Combination of fire and crouch, used to describe a redheaded persons pubic hair.