from Ontario
Basically means the person is a massive cokehead, tweaker or some sort of drug addict and all around scumbag. You see and meet them all the time in Calgary and Edmonton. They come to Alberta to make money and because they made too many enemies wherever they're from, so they flee. Be cautious around these animals and be prepared for them to eventually fuck you over and disappear. Just when you think they're nice and chill, nope, they are scheming and devising ways to fleece and scam you. It's just a matter of time. NEVER lend them money, you will NEVER get it back. Avoid single moms from Ontario at all costs, the pussy may be out-of-this-world but it isn't worth the headache for what will eventually happen, just trust me. And they will never pass up any opportunity to let everybody around them know that they're from Ontario, they just can't help themselves. Often times they'll get jobs but then quit after they're eligible for EI to go on drug benders. Very well known to steal equipment, tools and copper off of job sites and selling them on Kijiji for drug money. Usually they lay on a really thick, exaggerated Canadian accent to mock you and when they are being condescending, often grossly overusing "bud" and "buddy."
They're usually on a war path and don't give a shit anymore, bordering on pure unadulterated sociopathy.
They're usually on a war path and don't give a shit anymore, bordering on pure unadulterated sociopathy.
Derek from Ontario drinking with guys he works with at a bar "ohhh yeah bud i'm from Ontario eh? Oh fuck bud the Leafs are just right fuckin' pissin' me off like just win for crying out loud! Holy smokes any of you boys want to kill a cig out front?"
Out front "Oh hey can I bum a smoke off ya bud? I fuckin' forgot my pack at home like a fuckin' retard." *Lights smoke* "hey anybody got any coke I can buy?"
A month later Derek steals a bunch of impact drills, sawzalls, pipe wrenches and copper from the job site and sells it on Kijiji for coke money. Derek never returns to work and soon begins collecting EI and becomes a food bank regular to save money to buy more drugs. Derek finds a doc who will prescribe him Xanax for a small bribe, which he crushes up and laces with shitty coke and dirty fentanyl and sells it to highschool students.
Out front "Oh hey can I bum a smoke off ya bud? I fuckin' forgot my pack at home like a fuckin' retard." *Lights smoke* "hey anybody got any coke I can buy?"
A month later Derek steals a bunch of impact drills, sawzalls, pipe wrenches and copper from the job site and sells it on Kijiji for coke money. Derek never returns to work and soon begins collecting EI and becomes a food bank regular to save money to buy more drugs. Derek finds a doc who will prescribe him Xanax for a small bribe, which he crushes up and laces with shitty coke and dirty fentanyl and sells it to highschool students.
from Ontario by MillzUndesirable March 6, 2025