Blue balls that you get after just being friendzoned by a girl who may or may not have been ontop of you at the time of the friendzoning.
Man, I was just about to get nailed by Christie, but then she saw my tiny cock and said we should just be friends. Now I have friendzone crotch!
by ooplesandbanoonoos August 18, 2012
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