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friendship cook 

A person of the opposite sex who feels it is ok and even normal to cook an extraordinary meal for a friend. Said friends are in relationships of their own but secretly in love with each other, so they go about their awkward friendship by supplying their passion through bacon, eggs, and gourmet coffee.

A true friendship cook, cooks for a friend only under the strictest of circumstances.
1.Birthday/Holidays
2.Not feeling well
3.Drunk meals

Yea-weirdest thing, this morning my boyfriend calls me and he’s like "Ally just made me the best dinner, steak, caviar, wine and even candles. I mean were just friends but you should do stuff like that for me"

Is that normal?

Friend: no man..shits fucked up..i think shes just being a friendship cook..but you know what that means...check her closet..bet theres a shrine..
friendship cook by Crystal J April 2, 2008
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friendship cook 

A person of the opposite sex who feels it is ok and even normal to cook an extraordinary meal for a friend. Said friends are in relationships of their own but secretly in love with each other, so they go about their awkward friendship by supplying their passion through bacon, eggs, and gourmet coffee.

A true friendship cook, cooks for a friend only under the strictest of circumstances.
1.Birthday/Holidays
2.Not feeling well
3.Drunk meals

Yea-weirdest thing, this morning my boyfriend calls me and he’s like "Ally just made me the best dinner, steak, caviar, wine and even candles. I mean were just friends but you should do stuff like that for me"

Is that normal?

Friend: no man..shits fucked up..i think shes just being a friendship cook..but you know what that means...check her closet..bet theres a shrine..
friendship cook by Crystal J March 29, 2008

Friendship Cookie 

The secret seductive act of giving your other a "cookie" despite you knowing damn well that's not what it means.
"Michael I'm going to give you my Friendship Cookie" - Cody
Friendship Cookie by condorable April 29, 2019

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026