friendly neighbour

Your doing a girl from behind..then u get one of your buddies to slip in real quick when you pull out so the girl doesnt notice...then you go outside knock on the window and wave

man me and dave did a friendly neighbour to this one girl at a partyy

by hiddink May 3, 2007

Friendly neighborhood sadist

He makes the rules and you can trust that he has your best interests at heart and in mind. Perfect calm assertive dominance. Sex involves the body. Great sex involves the mind. His demons dance with your madness and silence your mind. He'll give you the shirt off his back, but he'll probably whip you with it first. Super fun and always has a smile even when the weight of the world is on his back.

Favorite color is "No pants" if you ever lucky enough to be caught by one of these friendly neighborhood sadists, you'll be tied up shibari styled and hanging from bamboo in no time. I wouldn't plan on leaving any time soon. ♡ from the first touch can light a fire inside of you that cannot be extinguished.

Only the one that hurts you
Can make you feel better
Only one that inflicts pain

Can take it away

Aka a Charlie

Example:

Friend 1- Hey is that Christian Grey?

Friend 2 - No! NO! That's your friendly neighborhood sadist! They are way better and more creative.

by Gelflingeye October 8, 2021

Friendly Neighbourhood Dead Guy

A Friendly Neighbourhood Dead Guy is usually a random person, who is now dead, that nobody can be bothered picking up.
The Dead Guy will, after a number of weeks, become a member of that society despite his obvious death and putrid stench.
A Friendly Neighbourhood Dead Guy's history can only be assumed by locals, and a main conclusion drawn between citizens is that they are drifters scalped for their body parts which usually explains the entrails often hanging out of the Dead Guy's face.

Roger: "Darn, I love not doing anything morally correct in society! Oh hello, Friendly Neighbourhood Dead Guy!"
Friendly Neighbourhood Dead Guy: "..."

Patricia: "Doesn't anyone think we should pick him up? Give him a burial service? Some sort of recognition?"
Constable Williams: "Haha, Patricia, you make me laugh. He's the Friendly Neighbourhood Dead Guy, and thats all the recognition he deserves."

by angry piece of shit October 3, 2009

Friendly neighbor

A plastic bottle stuffed with dryer sheets and paper towels and holes punched in the bottom of it. It is used to mask the smell of marijuana and cigarettes by breathing through the tube.

Person 1: "My parents cant smell this when they get home."
Person 2: "Don't worry dude I'll blow the smoke into the friendly neighbor."

by maryganjapothead January 14, 2011

Friendly Neighborhood Gangster

A ghetto, thugged out Drug Dealer (usually black) who sells drugs in wealthy, upscale (usually white) neighborhoods but actually lives in another, less affluent community.

When I want to buy some weed, I'll either go to a kid in school or call up my friendly neighborhood gangster.

by Packow June 25, 2007

my friendly neighborhood

A horror indie game demo created by John and Evan Szymanski centered around sentient Sesame Street like puppets. In the game you play as a handyman named Gordon sent to the abandoned studio of the formerly airing kids show ‘My Friendly Neighborhood’ only to find that the puppets are still there and are now violent.

“You should check out this new indie game on steam called My Friendly Neighborhood, it’s like a mix of FNAF and Resident Evil but with puppets”

by DollDownTheHall March 17, 2022

Friendly Neighbor

The act of masturbating while the stranger in the bathroom stall next to you deficates.

Person 1:"Dude what was that noise"
Person 2:"That was just a friendly neighbor"

by cfalvey100 November 23, 2010