Another term for being sunburned. Usually a person who is fried crispy has a relatively moderate sunburn which could entail some peeling. Being fried crispy usually occurs when a person is too stupid, or too stubborn, to apply sunscreen before being outside during the spring and summer. Having red or blonde hair and light skin also gives a person a higher likelihood of being fried crispy.
by pumpkin_patch90 April 19, 2009
by Destructaur September 28, 2016
that minimarshmellow is crispy fried.
by yo dougie January 20, 2009
When a penis gets infected and the end of it looks like well a clump of rice, kinda crispy definitely gross and is almost unbelievable.
person 1: dude, do you have super crispy fried rice?
person 2: what's that?
person 1: some disease that makes the end of your dick look like fried rice
person 2: man thats digusting!
person 2: what's that?
person 1: some disease that makes the end of your dick look like fried rice
person 2: man thats digusting!
by illgamer97 July 17, 2012
Its the best food ever in your life. The crispyness...the fry-ness..... Oh my god i want to eat it now.
by Smiley man •̀͜•́ April 25, 2022