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doing a fretter 

A state of intoxication that far surpasses shitfaced, blotto, paralytic, slaughtered, sloshed, legless, and plastered.

Often used by oil rig workers to express a state of intoxication so severe that the person in question can no longer function in any capacity. This often results in acute degradation of any level of intellect and conscientiousness the person may have and a complete and utter loss of any shred of dignity.

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Example 1

Man: I’ve just been pumped, so I'm getting shitfaced on the way home.
Wife: Oh dear don’t you be doing a fretter.
Man: PARSNIPS!

Example 2

Man: (makes random barfing sounds)
doing a fretter by gekkoplatipus January 7, 2017
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frestted 

frustrated by an unsatisfactory level of interest in something
"I am totally frestted with your services."
frestted by hp_source March 10, 2017
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being boba fetted 

To be followed to your secret fishing spot by an inferior fisherman, as Boba Fett followed Han Solo in The Millennium Falcon in the Star Wars movies.
Shannon, don't look now but I think we are being Boba Fetted by Mike and Corey. Let's go to a different fishing spot so they don't find out honey hole.

Boba Fetted 

adv.

The instance in which a potentially interesting character is eliminated before doing anything interesting.
"In Ninja Turtles 2, Super Shredder looked really badass but they killed him before he even did anything. He was Boba Fetted!"
Boba Fetted by Tuatsu Otter October 3, 2009
Something or someone who was frozen and then melted.
Sorry you got frelted man
Frelted by Darvia May 3, 2011
Being instantly frozen then melted. The turn was used during the season 2 episode 21 of NCIS LA
dude that guy just got frelted
frelted by meadster May 7, 2011

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