Frenchman's cove 

The anus or the anal cavity.

Analogue to chocolate starfish, bunghole, asshole, cigar burn, etc.

I heard Joe got his frenchman's cove mangled by some inmates.

Dude...she let me put it in her frenchman's cove.

Frenchman's cove by Lil' Taka May 15, 2006

Frenchman's woodpile 

A hefty bowel movement left simmering in an un-flushed toilet either by accident OR for the purpose of shocking subsequent users of the bowl

After a hot make-out session at the club, she took me back to her apartment for sex. Having to piss real bad, I went to use the john. Imagine my shock and horror when I opened the lid and was confronted with a Frenchman's woodpile.

Frenchman's woodpile by mistereddie December 10, 2009

frenchman's wave 

used to describe the characteristic limp wrist of many gay and/or french men.

he is an altbggt because of his riding boots and frenchman's wave

frenchman's wave by altbggt December 9, 2008

Frenchman's fishingnet

When one's arse crack hair is so dense that it forms a net which catches turds on their escape from the anus.

Damn! Time I shaved my arse crack again. My frenchman's fishingnet has managed a massive haul this morning!

Frenchman's fishingnet by Roberto flange January 27, 2015

frenchman's delight

A sexual position in which a man ejaculates inside of the partner's anus and orders them to spew said ejaculation on their face/mouth cavity.

Guy 1: Dude, Stacy TOTALLY gave me the frenchman's delight last night!
Guy 2: I won't lie man, that's totally gay and horrific.

frenchman's delight by mr.empty666 April 12, 2011

frenchman's molotov

The process of cumming in a girls mouth, who is drunk, then pouring hotsauce in her mouth. Giving her a gentleman's shave. is optional.

jill was drunk out of her skull, so i decided to give her the good ol' frenchman's molotov. she woke up that morning wondering why she had fecal matter on her face and her mouth was burning.

frenchman's molotov by The black t-dog November 14, 2009

Frenchman’s Reacharound 

When you position the queen behind the king in a vulnerable position. A horse and a bishop may make an appearance.

You may have fallen for the classic frenchman’s reacharound. Perchance

Frenchman’s Reacharound by Gooby goobers March 12, 2022