a great and awesome language created by Alex French in Which contains a combination of French, Spanish, English and Old Tymie Enlglish
1: Boy it is sure is Hot like the dickens out here I should Google (ga gale) how to stay cold (cal de).

2:Man evan is Greasy (Gre Say) that i must smack him with this ping pong Paddle (pad ale).

3:Hola you tis not be in la ganga de la Fresh breath so we as a united people shall overcome ye with brute strength amigo.

4:The Language of Franche is only to be spoken when in the presence of a god such as Alex french.
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word you use to confuse anyone who asks you what kind of salad dressing you would like
"what kind of dressing do you want?"

Franch

"french?"

no, FRANCH

"ranch?"

NO! FRANCH!!
by Rich August 8, 2004
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Franks red hot sauce mixed with ranch dressing. Usually a Canadian thing eh! Good on pizza
This pizza needs something, Well grab the Franch!
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A very gay and annoying person tht nobody likes
Tori hates mr franch so much
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When you dip your fries in ranch or just another word for ranch.
Woah dude did you just franch!
Did ou see those cool franch Doritos!
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a certain kind of cream-based massage.
"she franched the man rod with all he might but Mr. Baggles said he wanted her to stop."
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Pretending to speak French to fit in as a tourist in France.
Zach: Man Andrew's French is amazing, where did he learn to talk like that?

DJ: He's just pretending to speak French, he's speaking nothing but Franch.
by DJ Jazzy Cote March 11, 2011
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