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Fractured Penis 

Probably the most hideous sexual injury a man can suffer behind waking up next to a dog rough woman.

Somehow the sections of the penis which contain blood during an erection are burst via a violent snapping of the penis, rendering it utterly and completely worthless to the owner and anyone else.

The ability to get an erection thereafter is limited to agonising semis where blood ends up swelling the penis but it fails to get hard or any decent shape.
The clinic was full of people with a fractured penis, it is all the rage at the moment.

When will people learn that dry bumming is never going to end well.
Fractured Penis by Doug up February 23, 2018

Fractured Penis 

A limp dick that rises from the ashes
Yo Mufasa, that fractured penis the other day really had us going
Fractured Penis by SammyPNickyP4eva September 20, 2017

Penial Fracture 

Sally is like a penial fracture, limp and unneeded
Penial Fracture by Dickhole February 25, 2018

Penial Fracture 

It’s when you break your dick. To fix it they must put a metal rod inside your cock and let it heal from there. :)
Ah shiiiiiiiit! I just cracked my dick! OW I THINK ITS A PENIAL FRACTURE!
Penial Fracture by Patytu October 21, 2019
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026