When you stretch a woman's asshole so that its as wide as a dinner plate, and then fill it with milk and fruit loops, or the cereal of your choice. The woman then tenses her asshole, making the milk and cereal squirt out like a fountain, hence the name.
Eating the cereal afterwards is optional.
Eating the cereal afterwards is optional.
Oi Divya, I totally did the magical fountain with Sarah yesterday! Ate the cereal afterwards aswell!
by arunandzedlikecock May 6, 2015
by KYKY March 1, 2013
When an overweight, 50 year old man lays naked on his stomach with diarrhea squirting out of his ass and some 20 year old whores on dog leashes drinking out of it. A decent percentage of the time you will find Hugh Hefner masturbating from a distance.
by Fagotory Climax November 23, 2016
A Roman Fountan is when a girl sits on a toilet and takes a piss while performing the act of fellatio on a man.
"I can't believe Teddy got that nun to do a Roman Fountain."
"Yea dude she made it rain"
"Thats fucking gross"
"There is actually nothing more natural than a Roman Fountain."
"Yea dude she made it rain"
"Thats fucking gross"
"There is actually nothing more natural than a Roman Fountain."
by Gapino March 21, 2009
by FPSG August 17, 2010
The only correct way to write, and the superior writing instrument. All other writing instruments cower in fear under the superiority of fountain pens.
Roses are red, students pay rent, fountain pens are the superior writing instrument
Hey, is that a fountain pen? Why, yes it is. May I hold it? HELL NO BITCH IT'S MY FUCKING BABY!
Hey, is that a fountain pen? Why, yes it is. May I hold it? HELL NO BITCH IT'S MY FUCKING BABY!
by Splash3579 May 28, 2019
A Missouri fountain usually occurs when an elderly man inserts anal beads up inside of his asshole to leave for six days. A presumably younger woman would rip the anal beads out of the elderly man's asshole while in a fetal, ass up position causing the fountain of shit to copulate within the woman's vagina.
The regional association is related to Missouri being famous for toasted ravioli.
The regional association is related to Missouri being famous for toasted ravioli.
by clitflicker47 January 18, 2021