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forgetitis

When your friend always forgets something all the time but you can't hold it against them
Friend #1: "Hey Jen did you remember that piece of paper I wrote for you?"
Friend #2: "Damn it man no the forgetitis is so real today!"
Friend #1:" Thats ok I won't hold it against you or anything..."

formatting nazi 

A person who will OCD over a the tiniest of formatting mistakes. Usually a teacher that mark you down or reject a paper entirely because a title is *just* a little off, regardless of how profound or revolutionary your work is.
I figured out string theory and described it in lab report in my high school physics class, but because my teacher was a formatting nazi, he gave me a F because my page number was 1 space too low.
formatting nazi by Mr.Vanwinkle October 14, 2009

formatting 

The defined appearance of text, especially used in webdesign and publishing.
"That text is way too small. You should change the formatting to make the page more readable."
formatting by Pathoschild March 21, 2005

formatting rape 

When a messaging program or phone changes your message by replacing certain symbols with emoticons you didn't know about or uses them to start stylized text.
"You still have that formula from the lecture?"
"yeah man its 4x + 2v(smiley face) = 10"
"???"
"shit man 2v SQUARED, formatting rape."

Formalities 

Pretending to be interested in a girl when truthfully you just want sex.
Scott: What are we doing?

Jane: Watching a movie.

Scott: But why...

Jane: I don't know.

Scott: Let's skip the formalities. C'mon to my room.

Jane: Okay.

The Formationists 

A Centrist Political Party That Believes the Two Party System Is Idiotic And that The US Must be "Reformed" Into a great country Again.
Are You a Dem Or a Rep?

Neither, I'm a member of the formationists.