forked dick

When a dick is like a snake tongue and forks at the base so you technically have two penises and can get two girls down on you at the same time

Me: Did you know John has a forked dick?

Gabby: Omg we can go down on him together!

by Claritan_d May 26, 2018

Fork lift dick truck

When you're sat down on the toilet with your willy tucked down, but it then gets big and lifts the seat with you on. That's a fork lift dick truck.

Oh no I sat down on the toilet with my willy tucked down, but it then got big and lifted the seat with me on. That was one major a fork lift dick truck!

by Bilko123 February 12, 2014

dick fork

what awesome people say insted of "fuck" or "shit"

libby: they ate all the potatos
mallory:dick fork
libby:what
mallory:what dick fork its a fucking word you know look it up on fucking urban dictionary!

by Lola the weird girl May 25, 2009