When you serve an unsuspecting person a bowl of Cocoa Pebbles that has some small, similar shaped rabbit poops mixed in.
My friend Dan stopped over to trade some baseball cards. I gave him a nice delicious breakfast before trading.
by Hard Hat Harold September 3, 2019
Similiar to the Messy Dinner and Messy Lunch. This however, lacks the two primary components of the dinner/lunch. Instead of smearing shit and/or peeing, you smear smegma on the person's face. IE: Dick Cheese
Those two homos just gave each other a messy breakfast. See Messy Dinner, Messy Lunch, Messy Brunch.
by Kaeleker February 14, 2023
by Cardinalsfan1988 July 28, 2015
A term in football when somebody passes the ball to you and you have a clear opportunity on goal, yet you fail to score.
by LondonUKUrbandictionary April 8, 2023
by Smartalecbaldwin February 7, 2020
In order to avoid the awkwardness of having to use a new girlfriend/boyfriend's bathroom after spending the night, one will fervently offer to run out and get breakfast. The point of which is to use the bathroom at Starbucks, McDonald's, etc.
"Hey hun, do you want me to go out and get us some breakfast?" breakfast emergency, please say yes!
"No, that's okay. I'm not very hungry."
"Are you sure? Breakfast is the most important meal of the day." oh shit! please say yes, please say yes
"No, I'm sure."
"But, if you don't eat you won't have any energy today."
Listen woman, you do not want me here in 5 minutes!!
"Okay"
"Alright, I'll be back in a few." Thank you Jesus!!
"No, that's okay. I'm not very hungry."
"Are you sure? Breakfast is the most important meal of the day." oh shit! please say yes, please say yes
"No, I'm sure."
"But, if you don't eat you won't have any energy today."
Listen woman, you do not want me here in 5 minutes!!
"Okay"
"Alright, I'll be back in a few." Thank you Jesus!!
by Roland1999 February 28, 2011
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