A deviously homosexual word that middle aged mastadons use to make fake internet friends in a niche that is undoubtedly tighter than their collective anal slits.

Primarily used by Americans that like soccer to make Americans that don't like soccer want to dive off tall buildings.
Idiot: Hey everyone! I watched footy today! It was divine!

me: *closes garage and starts car*
by The Real John Michael Kane September 28, 2009
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The act of sending a person from one bureau to another, claiming it's in the other bureau domain.
Those bureaucrats do the footy with a person till he goes bananas, but when you owe them, they go straight to the point.
by Shapoklak April 8, 2014
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A shortened version of the word football used in:

Australia to mean either:
Australian Rules football
Rugby League
Rugby Union

England to mean:
Soccer
I'm off to the footy this Friday night to see my beloved Kangaroos thump Collingwood. Man those Magpie supporters are bogans.
by Ash April 13, 2005
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A person who likes to walk alot
jim says _hey where did Footie go?

matt says- I saw him walking towards town earlier

Jim- That guy sure walks alot !

Matt-Yep thats how he got the name
by troubledemon June 23, 2009
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Foot long hot dog. Usually having chili and cheese
I'm going to run to Sonic and grab a footie.
by Koojoegoodie February 1, 2008
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Short for "football", used in Australia to describe Australian Rules Football, Rugby League and sometimes even Rugby Union.
We're off to the footy.
by The Slater November 5, 2003
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