The Iceman. DB10. Bruce Rioch's sole stroke of genius. The finest import in the history of the Premier League. An enigmatic, reserved, ice-cold magician with an inexplicable phobia of flying.
It can naturally also refer to any other person of Dutch descent who suffers from pteromechanophobia.
Martin - Who was that player who cruelly toyed with Nikos Dabizas before slotting home against those Geordies around 2002?
Nige - The non-flying Dutchman, of course.
Martin - Ah yes, how could I forget...Whatever happened to that poor lad Dabizas?
Nige - He was clearly traumatised by the Dutch master
When you know you just took a shit but when you wipe...there's nothing there;...and you look in the toilet and there's nothing there. Scaring you as if youve just seen a ghost ship.
You're gonna think I'm crazy, but i think i just launched a flying dutchman!
A sex maneuver in which the recipient lies on their back in a spread eagle with the intended orifice of penetration facing up. The partner then proceeds to insert and perform a clap push-up with every thrust. Additionally, every thrust is accompanied by a slight 20 degree turn counterclockwise. Any eyepatch is optional.
A sex position that invovles the man sitting naked and the woman getting a running start, maximum 5 steps, and leaps onto the mans cock, resembling the floating ghost ship
Honey I know you love Pirates of the Carribean do lets do the Flying Dutchman
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.