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the absolute worst salmon run boss because it will make you go to the shore and waste your entire ink tank on two bombs that miss the baskets. then it will instakill you with its global range tenta missiles
Grizzco Employee 1: there's a flyfish spawning at shore
Grizzco Employee 2: UNAUTHORIZED FUCKING THING BLOW IT UP NOW
flyfish by Cumulus April 9, 2025
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The absolute worst boss in Salmon run, it will force you to go to the shore and waste your entire ink tank on two bombs that miss the baskets and then it will instakill you with its global range tenta missiles
Grizzco Employee 1: hey there's a flyfish spawning at the shore
Grizzco Employee 2: UNAUTHORIZED FUCKING THING BLOW IT UP NOW
Flyfish by Cumulus April 9, 2025

Montana Flyfishing 

The act of taking a running start and jumping fist-first into a woman's vagina, and then proceeding to crawl inside of her and take control of her movements
I wanted to see what it was like to be a woman, so I tried Montana Flyfishing.

flyfishermen 

An indivividual who sidesteps his priorities and invests his/her time and money into the pursuit of catching fish on the fly. This form of fishing is considered to be Elitist.
Paul: I saw Peter whipping his rod around the other day.
Jimmy: Peter's a flyfishermen, he's obligated to show off his rod.
Being too cool to accoplish a task.
Nick's so flyish, he doesn't have a date to the prom.

Fly Fish 

(adj) someone who acts very slick and clever.

Combines the words "Fly" (Kool in a ghetto like manor) and "Fish" (an aquatic creature with gills)

word can used to describe someone that you think just said something cool and/or funny.

*NOTE:

Make sure that the person you call a fly fish knows the definition or else you will sound like a douche bag.
Gabe: "Yeah, me and Channy were kicking some ass in World at War last night."

Austin: "hahahahahaha-you said 'duty'!"

Gabe: "OH, YOU FLY FISH!"

Outsider: "You guys are queer"
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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