flounder pound

to shove a vagina in someone's face.

That stripper kept flounder pounding me last night.

by Carlo von Sexron Jr. October 22, 2008

pound the flounder

Male masturbation, jerking off, etc...

Q: What's Mike up to this weekend? A: Since his girlfriend is away he's probably gonna sit home and pound the flounder.

by FunnyMFer March 30, 2010

Flounder Pounder

A guy that bangs his gf's "Flounder/Vagina" with a vengeance...A FLOUNDER POUNDER...

Mike is such a Flounder Pounder, you can tell becuase his girlfriend walks funny....

by PokemNthepink January 5, 2011

Flounder Pounder

When one takes a massive poop.

"wow dude, I just took a flounder pounder! I feel 10 pounds lighter."

by arealphrase April 30, 2020

flounder pounder

a guy that has sex with fat girls.

Damn, did you see Mike's new girlfriend? He's such a flounder pounder.

by helloxlove May 23, 2005

Flounder Poundage

the act of beating a fish senseless and then eating it's flesh...er scales before it is dead. A step away from cannibalism-like behavior. Practiced worldwide by small tribes, toddler orphans, and ginger kids.

Brandon: I saw this guy by the river beating the shit out of this fish, and then he stuffed it in his mouth. He choked to death and died before the fish did, it was weird man!
Charles: Yeah, that's flounder poundage for ya.

by Stumpystumps June 28, 2010

flounder pounder

Slang for a massive dildo

"Damn! I ain't never seen a flounder pounder that big. She is gonna regret sticking that thing in!"

by amos quito April 29, 2005