Floorff

A term used to describe ones mental state at 4:00 am, thinking about how the earth was created, is there a god ? Or even about that one embarrassing moment that happened 5 years ago.

John: hey bro, you up ?

Steven: yeah I just can’t sleep

John: me too I can’t stop thinking about random things, like why are we on this planet and are aliens even real ?

Steven: aah I see your feeling floorff, I get that it’s confusing

Floorff by GravyTheeStalion December 29, 2020

Floorf 

A word made up by Milky Chance when they created a song called Stolen Dance

And I want you we can bring it on the floorf

Floorf by misheardlyricmania October 31, 2017

Flooffy 

Super fluffy and furry that it's puffy.

The monkeys were flooffy .

Flooffy by Lilly Lisabeth April 13, 2017

floorfiller 

a song that gets everyone dancing

the floorfiller got everyone dancing, creating a mob on the dance floor

floorfiller by chris August 13, 2004

Floorface 

Floorface is a condition, usually brought on by a combination of hard alcohol and cigars ingested quickly on an empty stomach, that causes the sufferer's face to become seemingly one with the floor. This condition is not fatal but can cause rug burns and a related condition known as "sharpieface" (usually only occurs when in close proximity to assholes).

"Where is Kevin?"
"Saw him upstairs loving on the berber next to a half empty bottle of Woodford Reserve...serious case of floorface."

Floorface by kcrck October 4, 2012

floorflusher 

A person, usually male, who pretends to have more money than they actually do as part of some twisted mating ritual. This will normally consist of owning a car they can not afford, spending outrageous amounts of money at clubs and overdressing, usually in clothing pursuant to that of a hustler, mobster or high-rolling gambler portrayed on television.

Did you see how much money that floorflusher spent at the casino? He only makes $8.50 an hour, and what was with the outfit? Does he think it's 1977?

floorflusher by notsurewhyweneedthis February 22, 2010

flooffy 

Flooffy means fluffed up, light and fluffy

The pretty lace flower is delicate, soft and very flooffy!

flooffy by Fleur Petite July 22, 2014