floordrobe

(Noun) the lack of use of wardrobe, instead using the floor

My dad says i should use the wardrobe to store clothes, NOT the floordrobe

by BoredAndBrainless June 22, 2008

floordrobe

A form of pandemonium and chaos whereby clothes are randomly strewn across one's bedroom floor. This is often deployed by anal retentives who have no respect for the inventor of the wooden clothes hanger and other ingenious storage inventions. As a result they often misplace or lose their clothes, especially when they need them the most.

Cristina&Rebecca: Where's that top I want to wear? I can't find it in my floordrobe! The film starts in five minutes.

(two hours later, outside cinema)

Adam: Hey guys, the film was great. And it was even better watching it in this jumper I just picked out of my wardrobe.

Cristina&Rebecca: We couldn't find our jumpers in our floordrobe. We missed the film. Shame on us.

by bugsyb March 24, 2008

floordrobe

A form of pandemonium and chaos whereby clothes are randomly strewn across one's bedroom floor. Poor President Thomas Jefferson (the inventor of the wooden clothes hangar) - just thinking how he would frown at those that spurned his invention in favor of throwing their clothes in a heap on the floor, as if clothes didn't deserve their respect.

Cristina & Rebecca: Where's that top I want to wear? I can't find it in my floordrobe! The film starts in five minutes.

(two hours later, outside cinema)

Adam: Hey guys, the film was great. And it was even better watching it in this jumper I just picked out of my wardrobe.

Cristina & Rebecca: We couldn't find our jumpers in our floordrobe. We missed the film. Shame on us.

by Adam Burrows March 21, 2008

floordrobe

where all yourclothes which should be in you wardrobe are on your floor

floordrobe:when you have no clothes in your wardrobe they are on the floor instead

by Wobbl3chin October 28, 2008

Floordrobe

The part of your floor where discarded clothes are kept.

Have you seen that red shirt I like?
No. Try the floordrobe.

by HeeBeeDeeGee April 30, 2009

Floordrobe

A pile of clothes on your floor that you're too lazy to put in the closet.

I gotta get dressed. Let me pick something from the floordrobe.

by TLephant May 13, 2009

Floordrobe

Leaving worn clothes all over the floor and also throwing your clean clothes on the floor instead of putting them away and picking through them when you need them.

Mum: Clean up your room, it's a disgrace. Put those clothes away.

You: No, it's my new floordrobe..

by T Reed September 18, 2007