Floor tile 

When a fat kid falls and becomes one with the floor

Oh koda it seems you just floor tiled

Floor tile by Garrett 11 August 17, 2022

Tile Floor 

A lady who shaves her private area is said to sport a tile floor.

Dat bitch has a tile floor..

Tile Floor by Tressel March 26, 2008

floor tiles

The fetish of floor tiles. Originating from a 4chan thread where the op admitted to getting sexually aroused by tile patterns and saving pictures with different patterns for masturbatory purposes.

Having a fetish for floor tiles isn't abnormal at all imo. I'm sure a lot of normal people share this fetish too.

floor tiles by T r u t h. November 24, 2017

fnaf floor tiles 

The black and white floor tiles from the five nights at freddys franchise. A way to slander straight people.

“Not the fnaf floor tiles saying something.”

fnaf floor tiles by Kapn July 18, 2021

floor tiles

The worst most vile sexual fetish of them all...

..."They just feel nice to sit on".... "It's just like appreciating good craftsmanship" ... "There is nothing wrong with floor tiles" ....

floor tiles by Keanu Reaves September 18, 2016

tile flood 

a tile flood is when ur sittin there in the middle of a shit, or recovering the energy you lost taking tht shit, and this random squirt of pee arises. if you cannot push ur penis down towards the toilet in time, ur penis will stick horizontally out, and u wil pee all ovr ur self and ur floor.

o fucking shit! i didnt recognize the pee was there so i didnt put my penis down, and i got a fucking tile leak! i better clean this up.

tile flood by fucksoid February 19, 2005

Floortine 

A nutrient that can only be added to food when it is dropped on the floor.

Floortine would be added if someone dropped a piece of steak on the ground and picked it back up and put it on the grill instead of throwing it away.

Floortine by greatn8 January 13, 2011