Flat Tired

So tired ,exhausted , finished , doomed ,

after i fucked that fat bitch , i'm flat tired that i can't breath

by DrScavenger March 27, 2008

Flat tired wheelbarrow

Have your girl in the wheelbarrow position as you have intercourse with her. Just as she gets ready to orgasm, you reach down and pull one arm out from underneath her. As soon as her face hits the ground you start scooting her across the carpet, letting go of her arm at the same time. She wil try to desperately to lift her face off the carpet thus looking like a flat tired wheelbarrow.

I met this chick that was into pain, so i gave her a flat tired wheelbarrow.

by Full Patch October 7, 2017

flat tire weed

a term used to describe ganja that refuses to stay lit in the bowl; similar to a flat tire, the weed does not "roll" properly

I just smoked a bowl of flat tire weed; I had to light it ten times!

by hallucinog3n September 27, 2009

Flat Tire

When you're walking and someone steps on your shoe and it falls off.

Damnit! Chris just gave me a flat tire and now I have to put my shoe back on.

by Sami45 December 25, 2020

Flat Tire

When you step on the back of someone's shoe to make it come off, or make them trip.

When I gave him a flat tire, everyone laughed.

Give that bitch a flat tire, I hate her.

by Dominick January 14, 2004

down like four flat tires on a dump truck

Means that you are cool about doing something.

Mike says: Hey are you down to go to the movie tonight.

Rashad says: I'm down like four flat tires on a dump truck.

by Larry Scott January 3, 2008

Flat tire Sitch

When a chick finally gets dick but he only lasts 30 seconds

Eric finally put out but it was a flat tire Sitch.

by Alaskagirl May 23, 2015