flash gordons

oxy moron of very tired ass sneakers. they are so old that the pieces of the shit are coming apart, primarily worn by the UGLIEST people

Flash !! Gordons, flying through the sky, flasy !! Gordons, sneakers in disguise,
then you proceed to laugh insanely

by Incediblystylish April 24, 2005

Flash Gordon

Ah-aaaaaaaaahhh!!

Savior of the Universe.
King of the impossible!

Terminator X uses a sample of "Flash Gordon" at the beginning of the song "Terminator X To The Edge Of Panic"

by Ricky Roma December 27, 2003

Flash Gordon

1.The King of the Impossible.
2. Savior of the Universe.

Well, if someone doesn't turn Flash Gordon we're all going to die alow, grisly deaths!

by General Grievance June 24, 2007

Flash Gordon

A certain UK Prime Minister who is a bit overweight, but saved the world, or at least the global financial markets. Or those in the UK.

Flash Gordon has saved the world at the G20 summit

by SGrooved April 23, 2009

Flash Gordon

(v) When a male's penis is in a female's anus during doggy-style sex the male applies a Tazer to the female for a full 5 second burst causing the female's anus to constrict tightly around the penis.

Dude, I totally Flash Gordon'd this chick last night. She clenched down so hard it neary cut my dick off in her ass!

by SSully October 02, 2007

Flash Gordon

v. To run from a fugly woman.

When the HBIC figured I wasn't gonna take one for the team she went all yahtzee to nazi on my ass. So I flash gordoned the bathroom and stall stalled till she quick banging on the door.

by GotSlimed August 08, 2010

Flash Gordon

The one and only Flash is faster than the speed of light.......

Rig:"Hey who keeps turning off the lights?"
STG:"I don't know?"
Rig:"That Flash"
STG:"Snigger...."

by Mr Flash January 28, 2005