by WildBill8844 March 1, 2015
When a male professional athlete (mostly hockey and golfers) post on social media where they will be going or their current location.
Hey bro...Biznasty, Derek Sanderson and Tyler Seguin just posted they are going to Lincoln in South Boston. We should head over there. When Seguin fires off a couple “pussy flares” the place will be packed with chicks looking for a mustache ride .
by D-Liscious August 15, 2019
Prior to engaging in coitus with a deceased person, recently or otherwise; the act of inserting an already ignited road flare into any unsuspecting orifice to bring that specific region on the body back up to temperature before performing a hot beef injection on the aforementioned location of the human anatomy.
Klevin, "my hands are shaking so badly I cannot ignite the striker on the road flare".
Josh, "goddamnit, these days i can't get my girlfriend out of the food court at the mall, she's blimped up to the size of Nebraska and the only way I can get any action, besides covering her in flour and nailing one of the forty seven spots that are moist is to road flare dudes straight out of the cemetary...light the damn flare Klevin so I can get it on with this rotting, puytrifying corpse".....
Klevin "wow...you just enacted a road flare on a man from the early 1900's"......
Josh: "best action i've encounted since I turned twenty one!!!!!"
Josh, "goddamnit, these days i can't get my girlfriend out of the food court at the mall, she's blimped up to the size of Nebraska and the only way I can get any action, besides covering her in flour and nailing one of the forty seven spots that are moist is to road flare dudes straight out of the cemetary...light the damn flare Klevin so I can get it on with this rotting, puytrifying corpse".....
Klevin "wow...you just enacted a road flare on a man from the early 1900's"......
Josh: "best action i've encounted since I turned twenty one!!!!!"
by Grande John January 17, 2009
When the nostril's size expands.
Nostrils often flare when someone yawns or breathing heavily. It can also convey emotions such as fear, anger or disgust.
Some people can flare their nostrils whenever they want to, which some people might not be capable of doing. Some people's nostrils flare from talking or laughing.
Of course the nostrils can flare from sniffing or can be a prelude to sneezing most of the time like a twitch.
Nostrils often flare when someone yawns or breathing heavily. It can also convey emotions such as fear, anger or disgust.
Some people can flare their nostrils whenever they want to, which some people might not be capable of doing. Some people's nostrils flare from talking or laughing.
Of course the nostrils can flare from sniffing or can be a prelude to sneezing most of the time like a twitch.
Her nostrils flared in anger when she saw what happened.
Stacey tickled Simon's nostrils with a feather, they flared before he sneezed.
"Dude, have you seen Jane's nostril flare?"
"What? No, why?"
"Fam, They're god damn huge."
Stacey tickled Simon's nostrils with a feather, they flared before he sneezed.
"Dude, have you seen Jane's nostril flare?"
"What? No, why?"
"Fam, They're god damn huge."
by DOwOm May 19, 2019
by someguy133444 December 30, 2006
What is fully flared?
by not mest0r August 12, 2008
"yo man Gucci man la flare is the shit. his rhymes is the shit. they hot. his steelo fresh"
" they should call me _(your name)_ la flare...my swagg is fresh as shit"
" they should call me _(your name)_ la flare...my swagg is fresh as shit"
by -Beezy! April 21, 2009