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flandoberg by Wooster69 January 13, 2020
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Flangebergasted
(verb) informal, past tense
An unexpected and astonishing accomplishment, that is worthy of bemusing not only oneself but also the almighty lord, where upon one man of baldness performed a fully consensual and enlightened sexual deviancy experience, that shall be locked away forever in the impenetrable safe box wank bank, with the fitty bitty blondie barmaid half his age from the boozer two doors down.
An unexpected and astonishing accomplishment, that is worthy of bemusing not only oneself but also the almighty lord, where upon one man of baldness performed a fully consensual and enlightened sexual deviancy experience, that shall be locked away forever in the impenetrable safe box wank bank, with the fitty bitty blondie barmaid half his age from the boozer two doors down.
"Was so drunk last night that t'assistant manager from t’local pub had to carry mi 'ome, as she wo puttin' mi to bed I puked on her tits so she removed her top, took that as a sign she wo 'orny, so I says "Here love, part thisens legs so's I can tickle tha's pickle", she encouragingly obliged, one thing led to t'other and and I fully ferreted her furrow wit t'old mangle wurzel f't next 'our 'n 'alf... Never bin so flangebergasted in 'ole mi life!”
Flangebergasted by Bald_as_hell August 12, 2020
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026
prickup
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Serial Monogamist
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026