five fingers

A slang term for hand job.

Lyric: "I'll give you five fingers for a one man show" (Scissor Sisters)

by hauntingme666 May 13, 2005

five fingers

v. The act of stealing; the correct spelling of the more common phonetic spelling, five fingas. In reference to the the common saying, "Five finger discount"

Yo son, I just seen five fingers on a nigga.

by SoClean December 28, 2005

five fingers to the face

Five fingers to the face or Triple F or FFF is another way of saying or describing that some one is in need of a tone check, a bitch slap or just a reality check.

Hey Scott I see that your friend is in need of a Tone Check, you better deliver five fingers to the face before I do it for you bitch.

by scottkaeding July 8, 2006

Five fingers of stink

The act of cupping ones hand over ones own bare buttocks when farting. To complete the act you rapidly raise your cupped hand to your nose and take a deep breath to sample your odor from your hand.

My farts were deadly, yet I could not help myself from performing the five fingers of stink.

by Moldred August 23, 2010

Five fingers up

If you see a person popping fives they mostly likely gay or get no money

Don’t pop 5s big 4s five fingers up are for pussys

by Gobble my balls April 3, 2022

five fingers Mary

A wanker's girlfriend.

Ever since Sheila broke up with me I've been dating five fingers Mary.

by octopod November 25, 2003

five fingers in my ass

when a person has five fingers in their ass, visibly associating sex or other.

"five fingers in my ass" is written like a first person view, "there is 5 fingers in your ass" as a 3rd person view, it associates sex or other.

bill: hey jared how ya doing
jared: nothing much, also I seemingly have to point out that there's 5 fingers in my ass and I am being fucked by a anonymous person of undefined gender.
bill: oh alright

by turtlesaredumb42069 February 13, 2022