Whenever I see your mother, I start playing the five fingered flute.

That bish Kemdrick Lamara is overrated as hell, but she looking, every time she preforms I play the five-fingered flute.
by RealTalkThemHo February 18, 2016
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A way to say you find a way to get what you need, even if you have to steal it.

Resorting to theft to meet needs, such as stealing food to eat or clothes to stay warm:
If I can’t buy it then I’ll resort to five finger life and get it for myself.

“He paid rent by living that five finger life.”
by Casheel February 5, 2021
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A Five Finger Bloopy is the act of consentially, forcefully putting your fingers into a person's anal cavity and opening your hand like a pair of tongs at a cookout.
When I was in jail, Tyrone gave me a Five Finger Bloopy.
by agsftw12 April 20, 2018
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Adriana was doing the five finger waltz tonight because her boyfriend was out of town.
by Airabel September 23, 2010
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A word that is used for stealing. To do this you have five fingers and you use them to get what you want when you want
Bro lets go to Victoria's secret and five finger discount some panties I'm commando right now
by Sarahlively13 September 21, 2018
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I gave Ethan a Five Finger Lettuce all the way back to fucking london, mate.
by Northstar56 June 18, 2020
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