Five Finger Discount

If you can fit five fingers, you get a discount

I got the five finger discount because that ho had a loose pussy

by Rihanyce November 26, 2011

Five Finger Discount

The use of force by hand via slap or punch in order to obtain an item or service at no charge.

Hey man I'll sell you my bike for $100?

I think I'll take the five finger discount

*hard punch to the face

Thanks for the FREE bike

by The Ammunition Magician March 19, 2010

Five Finger Discount

When you wrap five fingers around someone's neck and don't let go until their head explodes...

...

...

... Then you grab your bags, wave good-bye to the other customers and exit the store in a calm but swift manner.

Customer #1: "What exactly just happened?"

Customer #2: "He just used his five finger discount."

Customer #1: "Oh... Okay. Shouldn't we like, call the cops or something?"

by mydnytdeath March 24, 2012

Five finger discount

Stealing.

How much was that?
I got it for a five finger discount.

by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

five fingered discount

A witty intimation that goods are stolen when someone asks the price of/ or how you acquired an item.

Jack: How much did that 6 pack of Guinness cost you?
Colin: Nothing
Jack: How'd you pull that?
Colin: Five Fingered Discount

by oz November 07, 2003

five-finger discount

To steal something, usually a small item that can be easily hidden.

Whenever I walk past the candy rack, I give myself a five-finger discount.

by energy-void June 03, 2005

Five finger discount

The act of simultaneously buying and stealing goods as to avoid suspicion and increase return on spent funds.

Went to Macys and bought sneakers but five finger discounted the socks and underwear.

by RepoManDR October 01, 2022