The Facebook version of Twitter, also known as "status updates". Overruse can lead to Status Fiend and Status Wanker.
Person 1: I'm so sorry to hear your grandmother passed away from AIDS.
Person 2: Where did you hear that?
Person 1: I read it on your Fitter.
Person 2: Where did you hear that?
Person 1: I read it on your Fitter.
by Rand-m June 15, 2009
by Brian Morris May 26, 2005
fire protection installer, one of only few professions where its workers can "honestly make it rain"
Also somewhat ironic because we make more than you.
Also somewhat ironic because we make more than you.
by brentwoodbc February 5, 2011
Fitter and Turner
A Fitter and Turner commonly referred to as a Mechanical Fitter or Fitter.
They are known as Gods amongst men.
Fitters are generally found in the Heavy Earthmoving/ Fixed Plant maintenance industry.
Fitters live by a simple code;
"I can't fix stupid but I can fix what stupid does"
"Do it once, Do it right"
Fitters are the back bone of the trade world and are envied by all who fall short of their godly, prestigious calibre.
A Fitter and Turner commonly referred to as a Mechanical Fitter or Fitter.
They are known as Gods amongst men.
Fitters are generally found in the Heavy Earthmoving/ Fixed Plant maintenance industry.
Fitters live by a simple code;
"I can't fix stupid but I can fix what stupid does"
"Do it once, Do it right"
Fitters are the back bone of the trade world and are envied by all who fall short of their godly, prestigious calibre.
A Fitter and Turner is a tradesperson whom specialises in the manufacture and fitting of mechanical components.
by Canny Funt February 6, 2018
by j@mbo February 11, 2021
a well shaped set of lips on a woman that are most appropriate for performing oral sex on a male's penis
by soprano-line thief April 23, 2004
1-A man who works in a factory that produces womens stockings and holds them up in front of his eyes and looks to the next guy and seys disel fitter meaning(these will fit her )
by troubledemon April 5, 2009