Firecracker 500

First Coined by Pat Buchanan it means a real Hot and Saucy woman that has power. Often used to speak to a woman's appeal.

Joe: What do you think of Sarah Palin?

Pat: She's a real Firecracker 500!

by Mornin Joe July 6, 2009

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vietnamese firecracker

When you poop on someone's chest, then slap it.

Dude I was fucking this chick last night and she gave me a Vietnamese firecracker, there was shit everywhere!

by Chris wicking July 13, 2014

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firecracker bowl

A bowlof packed herbwith one vertical stem sticking up from the middle, to be lit first to imitate a fuse.

Billy: “Bobby you idiot, you forgot to pick out the stems!”
Bobby: “No Billy, that’s a fuse. This is a firecracker bowl.”

by mepboi February 19, 2018

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Jalapeño firecracker

Giving a blow job with a Jalapeño in your mouth.

Mindi asked Cameron if he wanted a Jalapeño firecrackerfor winning the race.

by TeenTeen September 2, 2017

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When a horny individual is receiving anal penitration and his or her partner pulls outs, and throws in a lit firecracker. The partner proceeds to deepen the firecrack with it's penis or strap on, to ensure maximum depth is achieved. When the firecrack explodes, a mixture of blood, cum, and shit comes out (we like to call this mixture 'baby jesus juice').
The partner then catches this mixture and keeps it in his closet and lets it age for some time.

When it has reached desired age, mix it with 'Minute Maid Orange Juice' and serve it at a Tampa Bay Devil Rays Game...
Whilst the victims are drinking the 'b.j.j.', shit and fart as much as possible.

Bob:: Hey carl,
Carl:: Ya Bob?
Bob:: Whats that thing you gave that one guy?
Carl:: Sifilus?
Bob:: No the other thing.
Carl:: Oh, a Florida Firecracker.

by b h August 14, 2007

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