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finger of death

A Dungeons and Dragons spell. Finger of death is a spell wizards and sorcerers can learn and cast as a level 6 spell and druids can cast a level 7 spell. It is cast on one living target, which has to make a fortitude saving throw or die immediately. Targets which make a successful fortitude save take 3d6 points of damage plus 1 point per level of the caster, up to 3d6 + 25. A target with a sufficiently low amount of hit points can die even if a successful fortitude save is made.
I'm having a lucky streak: the most difficult creature I encounter between resting periods always fails its fortitude save when I give it the finger of death :D
finger of death by Theos April 26, 2007
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The Magic Finger of death 

Magic Finger is the act of rubbing your finger on your butthole making it stinky. Then rubbing it just below the enemies nostrils. Making the smell of poo inescapable. This act must only be used as a last resort due to the severity of the cruel act. The magic finger of death is commonly put on the same level as the nuclear bomb that hit hiroshima
Man 1: *wipes The Magic Finger of death across nostrils*
Man 2: HELP ME AHH FUCK HELPPP.
Man 1: My magical finger is too powerful, too stinky, like my smelly bumhole

five finger death punch of war and the world's pain and suffering from hell

Five finger death punch but a bit more extreme
Person 1: 5fdp

Person 2 : NO FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH OF WAR AND THE WORLD'S PAIN AND SUFFERING FROM HELL!

Four Fingers of Death

A nickname for the US MRE (meal ready to eat) menu #6, officially named simply "Frankfurters", produced from the 1980s until the early 2000s.
The name comes from the main course, which consists of 4 horrible, rancid frankfurter hot dogs. Also included in this menu are an equally abhorrent fudge bar, mediocre beans in tomato sauce, and apple jelly with crackers, in addition to the standard accessory packet.
Private 1 - "Aw shit, I just got the Four Fingers of Death"
Private 2 - "Ah shit man, that sucks. I hope the latrine is free for you in an hour or two"
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