by CanadianBeef_24 December 16, 2003
The dominant sex move - where you control your significant other consensually with a finger up their asshole
Stacy loved puppets when we were dating , unfortunately I couldn't afford one , so I made her my finger puppet
by FuckedUpMind October 18, 2020
The act of placing a single finger two knuckles deep within an unsuspecting sleeping partners anus.
Lubricating aids are not used in order to ensure a tight seal.
Once the recipient of the finger wakes with a finger tightly wedged in their ass, the owner of the finger is duty bound to wiggle said buried finger and speak in a high pitched voice as one would when putting on a finger puppet show.
Lubricating aids are not used in order to ensure a tight seal.
Once the recipient of the finger wakes with a finger tightly wedged in their ass, the owner of the finger is duty bound to wiggle said buried finger and speak in a high pitched voice as one would when putting on a finger puppet show.
For 45 minutes he slowly pried her ass open to insert a finger.
When she awoke with a finger in her bum, a high pitched voice exclaimed "I'm a finger puppet and I want some cookies".
When she awoke with a finger in her bum, a high pitched voice exclaimed "I'm a finger puppet and I want some cookies".
by 4Drunks December 18, 2010
Bad use: John likes to finger puppets in front of the kindergarteners.
Still bad, but appropriate use: John used finger puppets to entertain the kindergarteners.
Still bad, but appropriate use: John used finger puppets to entertain the kindergarteners.
by GabetronZero November 22, 2011
When you stretch your urethra and put a finger down your pee hole to the point where you are rubbing the mans penis that is currently having anal sex with you.
by Pee Hole Bandit August 16, 2019
To play with yourself, to jackoff, to peel chilis, to beat your meat, to wrestle with cyclops, to flog the dolphin, or to choke the chicken.
by niktheneytminder January 15, 2005
Felisha finger puppet is the best
by End proppy September 29, 2021