by Adam Osuchowski January 23, 2009

Referring to a girl, a finger puppet is a wordtrick/word who refuses sex, and instead opts to recive manual pleasure at the expense of her partner.
1) That bitch wouldn't let me hit it. She wouldn't even suck me off. She's nothing but a finger puppet.
by Jesse Warren July 13, 2003

by MrGreenJeans024 May 03, 2011

by CanadianBeef_24 December 16, 2003

The dominant sex move - where you control your significant other consensually with a finger up their asshole
Stacy loved puppets when we were dating , unfortunately I couldn't afford one , so I made her my finger puppet
by FuckedUpMind October 18, 2020

The act of placing a single finger two knuckles deep within an unsuspecting sleeping partners anus.
Lubricating aids are not used in order to ensure a tight seal.
Once the recipient of the finger wakes with a finger tightly wedged in their ass, the owner of the finger is duty bound to wiggle said buried finger and speak in a high pitched voice as one would when putting on a finger puppet show.
Lubricating aids are not used in order to ensure a tight seal.
Once the recipient of the finger wakes with a finger tightly wedged in their ass, the owner of the finger is duty bound to wiggle said buried finger and speak in a high pitched voice as one would when putting on a finger puppet show.
For 45 minutes he slowly pried her ass open to insert a finger.
When she awoke with a finger in her bum, a high pitched voice exclaimed "I'm a finger puppet and I want some cookies".
When she awoke with a finger in her bum, a high pitched voice exclaimed "I'm a finger puppet and I want some cookies".
by 4Drunks December 19, 2010

by slapmeat August 05, 2003
