A pale, fat bird who sunbathes on the beach. When she gets all sweaty from the heat she resembles a giant raw chicken fillet.
Errgh look at that sweaty chicken fillet spread out on the sand.
by MK'chenko July 6, 2006
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trying to ask for a three fillet strip meal deal from miss millie's chicken at three in the morning whilst being completely off one's tits.
"can i have a fillet strillet millet deal meal please?"
by choomanzee April 2, 2005
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A sandwich at Mcdonalds that has had the special sauce added from an employees penis and then spread upon the bun with said penis.
This McPenis fillet tastes a little funny.
by superslicedog September 27, 2008
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You insert a fist into the anus and extend your fingers as though to give a high-five. You the rotate your hand 90 degrees, close your fingers back into a fist, then remove the hand.
"Yo, dude! I broke my thumb last night giving your mom the Scottish Fillet!"
by sin(π) August 8, 2015
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the point in which someone is about to blow his load when being sucked off.

bread crumbs growing on a penis
mike is a turd with a penis fillet
by Brian Ronan July 3, 2003
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A street game in which you stab a knife between each of your fingers as fast as you can without hitting any.
Dude 1: Yo I lost two and a half fingers the other day playing five finger fillet.

Dude 2: Man you have to stop playing that.
by Caitlinxox7 August 31, 2006
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When a girl doesnt wash her vagina for a while and then twerks on a guys face naked
Damn that fillet o fish was great last night
by My Names Jeff February 11, 2018
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