Flametational 

Adj. The ability of an object to create an open flame.

A lighter can thus be defined as a "flametational device". As in "Pass me the flametational device so I can spark this bowl" and "Hold the flametational device up to my asshole while I fart".

Flametational by Eggberticus February 14, 2008

figmentation 

a figment of the imagination

a pink elephant is just a figmentation

figmentation by Chris Lawrey October 21, 2005

Firmentation 

The 3 part process of alcohol conversion to boner; first from yeast/ sugar converting to alcohol, then the alcohol getting a man horny, followed by an erection.

After science class, me and the boys would hit a bar to continue our studies of firmentation in hopes of getting laid.

Firmentation by Minkenator October 2, 2017

figmentation 

Figmentation: verb a)The act of being a figment. See Figment
b) The personification of figmentlike qualities.
c) Maintaining that one doesn't really exist and you (the one experiencing the figment) are just interacting with your own mind.

Person A - (upon finding someone standing behind them)
"Hey! How long have you been standing here?"
Person B -
"I'm not here. I'm a figment of your imagination."
Person A -
"You're being a figmentation again!!!"
Person B -
:shrugs: "eh."

figmentation by Figment December 9, 2008

firmentation 

How "stiff" drinks are created.

If da country-music dude who requested dat his pals "prop him up beside da jukebox" and "put a stiff drink in his hand" if he kicked da bucket were plied with enough of said powerful liquor, said "firmentation" fluids within his system might cause him to become so solid and rigid dat his corpse would just remain upright "all on its own" --- no "propping" needed.

firmentation by QuacksO May 20, 2022