fight stick 

A large, clunky hunk of plastic that "professional" fighting game players use in order to make themselves look cool to the fighting game community, but like a huge faggot to everyone else because he's handling a stick with one entire fucking hand with no shoulder buttons.

Supposedly it makes you better at fighting games, but this is actually 100% genuine bullshit. Professionals get paid to play with them so that dumbasses will waste money on them THINKING that they'll get better, and then the professionals, manufacturers and retailers all get money from someone else's stupidity and laugh as newbies struggle to handle their oversized plastic sticks.

Joe: Hey man, did you see Seth Killian advertising that new Street Fighter fight stick?
Bob: No, and I really don't give a shit.
Joe: Well its gonna make me better at Street Fighter, I'm going to go spend $120 on it.
Bob: Whatever man, I'm going to the brothel and getting laid for $120.
(6 hours later)
Joe: DUDE!
Bob: Let me guess, your stick made you a million times better or something.
Joe: NO MAN I'VE BEEN PRACTICING FOR HOURS AND I CAN'T DO ANY COMBOS AND I SUCK AT IT BECAUSE IT'S A USELESS PIECE OF GARBAGE!
Bob: Dude, chill the fuck out.
Joe: I wasted my money... I could have gotten laid.
Bob: Sucks to be you.

fight stick by EclipseSentinel June 29, 2011

stick fight 

An animaton including 2 or more stick figures who fight to the death.

Nigger: Hey, did you see that new stick fight on Flipnote Hatena?

Fag: Oh, the one by BosS? Ice Vs. Fire? Yeah, that was tight!

Kike: Are stick fights hard to make?

Nigger: Yeah, I tried. It's IMPOSSIBLE!

stick fight by Anal Penetration By Force July 23, 2011

Hop on Stick Fight

A slang term frequently used by gays to request rough anal sex ending with cum inflation

Jane: I’m gonna go and Hop on Stick Fight.
John: oh, have fun, don’t get hurt too bad.

Hop on Stick Fight by Poseidonofthenorth March 19, 2022

harry potter stick fights 

a game played in year 8 at KHS by the awesome shacksters.

equipment:
1 stick, suitable for acting as a wand
3 or more fucktarded friends to join you
1 nerd shack, for optimum atmosphere

how to play:
brandish the stick around like a wand, screaming spells from harry potter
ie. person 1: wingardium leviosa! person 2: {hovers their arm up and down to show levitation}

*people playing harry potter stick fights*

teacher: are you playing harry potter?

*laughter by people stick fighting*

stick fighting person 1: "nah we're just playing with sticks!"

harry potter stick fights by AIGROEG May 8, 2008

Fightstick 

A sportsball terminology, fightstick refers to the Canadian sport, "hockey". This is often used in a derogatory sense.

"I was at a fight and a hockey game broke out."

"Sounds like a quality game of fightstick."

Fightstick by The Big JWrinkle May 19, 2012