A large, clunky hunk of plastic that "professional" fighting game players use in order to make themselves look cool to the fighting game community, but like a huge faggot to everyone else because he's handling a stick with one entire fucking hand with no shoulder buttons.
Supposedly it makes you better at fighting games, but this is actually 100% genuine bullshit. Professionals get paid to play with them so that dumbasses will waste money on them THINKING that they'll get better, and then the professionals, manufacturers and retailers all get money from someone else's stupidity and laugh as newbies struggle to handle their oversized plastic sticks.
Supposedly it makes you better at fighting games, but this is actually 100% genuine bullshit. Professionals get paid to play with them so that dumbasses will waste money on them THINKING that they'll get better, and then the professionals, manufacturers and retailers all get money from someone else's stupidity and laugh as newbies struggle to handle their oversized plastic sticks.
Joe: Hey man, did you see Seth Killian advertising that new Street Fighter fight stick?
Bob: No, and I really don't give a shit.
Joe: Well its gonna make me better at Street Fighter, I'm going to go spend $120 on it.
Bob: Whatever man, I'm going to the brothel and getting laid for $120.
(6 hours later)
Joe: DUDE!
Bob: Let me guess, your stick made you a million times better or something.
Joe: NO MAN I'VE BEEN PRACTICING FOR HOURS AND I CAN'T DO ANY COMBOS AND I SUCK AT IT BECAUSE IT'S A USELESS PIECE OF GARBAGE!
Bob: Dude, chill the fuck out.
Joe: I wasted my money... I could have gotten laid.
Bob: Sucks to be you.
Bob: No, and I really don't give a shit.
Joe: Well its gonna make me better at Street Fighter, I'm going to go spend $120 on it.
Bob: Whatever man, I'm going to the brothel and getting laid for $120.
(6 hours later)
Joe: DUDE!
Bob: Let me guess, your stick made you a million times better or something.
Joe: NO MAN I'VE BEEN PRACTICING FOR HOURS AND I CAN'T DO ANY COMBOS AND I SUCK AT IT BECAUSE IT'S A USELESS PIECE OF GARBAGE!
Bob: Dude, chill the fuck out.
Joe: I wasted my money... I could have gotten laid.
Bob: Sucks to be you.
by EclipseSentinel June 29, 2011
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equipment:
1 stick, suitable for acting as a wand
3 or more fucktarded friends to join you
1 nerd shack, for optimum atmosphere
how to play:
brandish the stick around like a wand, screaming spells from harry potter
ie. person 1: wingardium leviosa! person 2: {hovers their arm up and down to show levitation}
equipment:
1 stick, suitable for acting as a wand
3 or more fucktarded friends to join you
1 nerd shack, for optimum atmosphere
how to play:
brandish the stick around like a wand, screaming spells from harry potter
ie. person 1: wingardium leviosa! person 2: {hovers their arm up and down to show levitation}
*people playing harry potter stick fights*
teacher: are you playing harry potter?
*laughter by people stick fighting*
stick fighting person 1: "nah we're just playing with sticks!"
teacher: are you playing harry potter?
*laughter by people stick fighting*
stick fighting person 1: "nah we're just playing with sticks!"
by AIGROEG May 8, 2008
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