fight light

(n./adj.) 1. The state of mind trendy kids take after drinking 8-12 Bud Lights and begin fighting everyone in sight. When they return to sobriety, they act as if nothing occurred and frequently use the excuse of "Sorry man, I was drunk when I did it"

Eric: Did you see Steve? He's has gotten into 3 vicious fights tonite!

Josh: Well, he's drank around 10 Fight Light's, so that behavior is expected

by idufhishd July 25, 2006

Light Saber Fight

When some boys in glow in the dark condoms have a sward fight with there penises.

Dude that was an epic light saber fight

by red696969696969696969696966969 March 3, 2021

Light Saber Fight

Its when two gay dudes wear glow in the dark condoms and then battle with their dicks. Then half way through the fight, one cries out "Luke I am your father!!"

Person 1: "Hey do you have the glow in the dark condoms?"
Person 2: "Are we going to have a Light Saber Fight tonight?"
Person 1: "Oh yeah!!"

by Vivian12345 March 17, 2011

fuck, fight, or hold the light

A better way to ask, "fish or cut bait" or "piss or get off the pot"; in other words, to tell someone to be decisive in making a decision.

Literally it probably refers to a situation where you're competing for a woman with another guy.

In other words: "Are you going to fuck her(ie. win), fight him(ie. TRY to win), or hold a light up for his convenience while he fucks her?(ie. be a total loser)"

Sort of a takeoff on the whole "fight or flee" natural evolutionary response.

John: Yo, Ron, it's your turn to bet!
Ron: I'm thinking
Ray: Enough thinking, already! Look - either fuck, fight, or hold the light!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada January 10, 2008

Fuck fight or hold the light.

A phrase that is usually used to motivate an individual, or group of people.

1. Jim was caught slacking off at his construction job, so his boss yelled "fuck fight or hold the light."

2. Tommy could only slam half of his beer so jim said "fuck fight or hold the light buddy."

by JIm Kups July 20, 2008

fuck, fight, or hold the light

In more tribal times, one tribe would attack another just before dawn, when it is darkest (thus the true mean of its always darkest before the dawn). Rape was one of the traditional spoils of war, so members of the invading force would either rape the women of the opposing tribe, fight the opposing tribes soldiers, or hold the light so other soldiers could see who they were attacking and raping.

Hey Ivan, don't just stand there like an idiot, these Nazis bitches aren't going to rape themselves: fuck, fight, or hold the light.

by Rich Caker March 11, 2019

Lightsaber Fight

When two men wear glow-in-the-dark condoms, and violently hit their penises together, whilst one yells "I am your father"

I'm not gay, but when Kyle puts a few vodka shots in me, I can't help but get in a lightsaber fight with him.

by Bonnie Rotten June 27, 2015