The little man couldn’t fit through the doggy door because he was a fidget.
by Ky jelly August 11, 2023
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Old slang term for female genitalia (from 18th c.)
Bridget has a smelly fidget
by Olon Shive April 19, 2018
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When one person holds a fidget spinner between their teeth and spins it by running it along the vagina or penis of their partner, letting it lightly tickle the clitoris or shaft of the penis once it's spinning. Taking a full load of ejaculate in the face while doing this is also known as getting fidget blasted.
James couldn't get it up so he had to pull out his fidget spinner and fidget bang Monica. He got the job done but it took him 45 minutes and he knocked out two of his molars.
by Danger Wallaby April 4, 2019
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The act of walking around or doing any number of activities while talking on the phone. The inability to just sit still and have a conversation.
I was almost asleep until my boyfriend called and talked for 30 minutes, causing me to phone fidget so long that I was wide awake.
by Dazymoose February 10, 2010
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Hey did u know that Priscila is the Fidget God? Not lee!
Hey did u know that Priscila is the Fidget God? Not lee! Ew!
by Real Fidget God Priscila September 5, 2021
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