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fiddle-fart 

to play, or mess around when one is supposed to be doing something more productive.
Nathan! Stop fiddle-farting, and come take out the trash!
fiddle-fart by obiwon123 March 1, 2011

Fiddle fart assing

To waste time doing anything and everything other than what you're supposed to be currently doing.
You boys better quit fiddle fart assing around and finish your homework.

yellow spotted fiddle fart 

a fart so loud and messy that it leaves yellow spots on your underwear and sounds a little like a fiddle being played under water.
Dude, what was up with that yellow spotted fiddle fart? it sounded like a back woods prison party.

fiddle farting 

Twiddling your thumbs not doing shit, running around in circles getting nowhere fast, in a hurry to wait, running uphill through the mud on a windy day.
You need to quit fiddle farting and start working.
fiddle farting by Name 111 April 11, 2014

fiddley-fart

(can be used as noun,verb or adj. singular or plural)
no sense or value of time, wandering, lost, a waste,a way to start an arguement with the wife
1.) Man that dipshit isn't doing nothing but fiddley-farting around.
2.) Hey that ain't worth a shitload of fiddley-farts.
3.) Alrite bitch, quit fiddely-farting around and fix my dinner !!!!!
fiddley-fart by woody August 11, 2003

fiddlefart 

To lollygag or drag one's feet; procrastination in decision making.
Leon continued to fiddlefart with the remote, incapable of deciding between NASCAR on channel 106 or the MossyOak Infomercial on channel 329.
fiddlefart by harry flashman August 10, 2003