Fewildered 

the state of being Fucking Bewildered

I am fewildered at the state of the Australian cricket team

Fewildered by fknskippy January 28, 2018

Feldered 

To have ones head farted on in epic and hilarious fashion.

That was hilarious. Dude, he farted on your head so hard he almost crapped. You got so Feldered.

Feldered by eflatus September 18, 2009

Bewildered Masses

Originating from Walter Lippman's commentating on mass culture, the 'bewildered herd' is the masses that are tamed through propaganda and mass media in order that the machine of democracy is kept properly oiled.

The bewildered masses must be subdued, tamed, and injected with the popular opinion of the upper class of politicians, heads of corporations, and all others belonging to the elite class of intellectuals and wealthy, in order to govern a nation and circumvent any defect in democracy.

The single function of the bewildered masses is to be spectators, not participants, in a democratic nation.
The bewildered masses give their power to a benevolent overlord who makes decisions (apparently) for the good of them all.

Bewildered Masses by chjangounchained October 19, 2016

bewildered cock 

Before recieving oral sex, one slightly bobs the penis up and down under the givers chin only to "Bewilder" the partner in the act.

Brandon, instead of giving me the pleasure of recieving the bewildered cock, please let me suck on it.

bewildered cock by Sean O August 23, 2006

bewildered 

adj. Amazed that one is so lucky in one's relationships; lucky enough to be dating an incredible girl.
(Often used in reference to Jennie.)

I am one bewildered boyfriend.

bewildered by I think you know who... August 18, 2004

butthurt and bewildered 

Someone who is offended and shocked at something someone says or the outcome of a situation. butthurt, bewildered, offended, shocked, outraged, frustrated, caught off guard, blindsided, angry

I can't believe that John was so butthurt and bewildered that his girlfriend left him when he cheated on her.

butthurt and bewildered by joecoolthefool September 7, 2016

Bewildered 

An Angelo

You seem bewildered

Bewildered by Joeford June 6, 2018