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fetus dance 

The most brutal dance ever. Should mostly be used while Dying Fetus is being played but is funny and awesome when used for any type of music. Only used by very attractive people. Not to be confused with defecated fetuses.
Brett: Did you see that hot guy doing the fetus dance?
Justin: Yea, it was the most brutal dance I've ever seen, I have a boner.
Brett: Me too, let's make out.
Justin: Only if you rub your beer gut on my knees.
Brett: Don't ever say that again, thats gross.
Justin: Sorry
Brett: I love you
Justin: I'm bleeding diarreah
Brett: You should get that checked out
Justin: NO! Never, I like it
Brett: Me too.
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Fetus dance 

It's an unborn child in the womb dancing...Just think about a Christmas tree with a fetus with the umbilical cord on it still dancing on the tree.
I used to be a fetus dancer.
Fetus dance by Dr. REEEE KID December 20, 2019

fetusmancer 

magic that allows you to summon fetuse at will, usually to disgust your opponents
fetusmancer: I shall now use fetus rain

normal person: dude what the fuck