Fetch a Buzz

To drink some beers, smoke some weed or do anything else that might give one a buzz.

Me and my buddies are have some beers and blow a blunt to fetch a buzz.

by Harry Seeward July 20, 2019

Fetching

A mean girls reference used as code for stealing

Omg that’s so fetch are we fetching that

by K12mimz on insta April 28, 2020

fetching a cramp

Holy FucK! When that moment hits your colon and you have to make it to the bathroom, outhouse, woods or even trashcan.

I ate some spicy food last night and now i'm fetching a cramp!

by fetchingcramps February 11, 2019

fetching the bear

When one gay man kneels behind a large hairy gay man(see Bear), and reaches up through the Bear's legs and pulls his penis and testicles back betwixt his legs. With the Bear's pee pee facing backward the kneeling man begins to stroke him to completion. Hence Fetching the Bear.

Guy one: I bet Lou loves fetching the bear.

Guy two: I'm not sure his man's pencil dick will bend that far without snapping.
Guy one: I've seen him!

by Dumpster Dick March 24, 2017

Fetch rewards

A pyramid scheme

Guy 1: Do you use Fetch Rewards?
Guy 2: Ya! I love pyramid schemes?

by Fetch reward hater69420 March 4, 2022

Fetch the deck

Rubbing the balls during a sexual act.

Baby please fetch the deck while sacking my dick

by Fetch the Deck September 3, 2016

Fetch the puppy

Euphemism for: 'Felch the puppy', or 'Felch the cute young guy'.

Guy 1: Are you taking that puppy upstairs to the sauna? You wanna live the Berlin experience!
Guy 2: No way, I'm gonna totally fetch the puppy in my shower room. He's all mine.

by cuksocker July 22, 2013