Festering

Shaving your head then applying lubricant and shoving it into your partners anus.

Ted greased up his head and gave Jake the festering of a lifetime.

by Mr. Sharp Developer June 08, 2022

Festering

It’s what lay cats consistently do.

Look at my lay cat!! He is festering!

by Laycats October 07, 2020

Festering

It’s what lay cats consistently do.

Look at my lay cat!! He is festering!

by Laycats October 07, 2020

Fester Fuck

Fester Fuck (n): A cluster fuck of a situation that one ignores until either, (a) the conditions of the situation begin to fester like a wound smelling of geriatric diapers and almonds, or (b) it becomes an unmitigated chunderstorm.

That hoarder's place up the street is literally rotting under a 10 year layer of broken dreams and apathy. It is an absolute fester fuck over there.

by Dr. Chunder May 17, 2013

fester chair

a dirty trash picked office chair that you think you can fix up when you can't. it probably carries numerous std's.

Doug: Just stop being so cheap and buy a real chair.
Steve: No way! I love fester chairs.

by Ocyrus April 02, 2011

Fester-ish

When you don’t feel like doing the tasks at hand, feeling lazy, or backing down on your word

“Hey boss man, I can’t come in to work today I’m feeling a little fester-ish.”

by SailHatan999 July 30, 2021

festered wookis

i herad this word from my brother in law
a festered wookis is a vaginal zit that is oozing a yellowish brown puss like substance

that hurts like a festered wookis.

by prankstamenace January 05, 2010