Urban Dictionary: fester

It’s what lay cats consistently do.

Look at my lay cat!! He is festering!

by Laycats October 06, 2020

It’s what lay cats consistently do.

Look at my lay cat!! He is festering!

by Laycats October 06, 2020

The act while walking of fixing your pants and swinging you arm out infront of you.

Kid 1: Look at that guy he must be a pimp.
Kid 2: How do you know?
Kid 1: Look at him Festering The Fingers

by Wryte Chandler July 13, 2008

When you don’t feel like doing the tasks at hand, feeling lazy, or backing down on your word

“Hey boss man, I can’t come in to work today I’m feeling a little fester-ish.”

by SailHatan999 July 29, 2021

Meaning to decay and cause discomfort. To become painful or infected, or becomes worse as time passes.

The sound became festerous.

My job is festerous.

by Ares2014 May 22, 2014

The Dirty Fester is when you fist your roommate and then leave the room mid nut and piss in his trash can.

“My roommate was in the middle of doing homework so I went in his room and gave him a dirty fester.”

by Wanjarthen September 17, 2021