During anal sex when cum is released into the ass, the FELCHER is the person who removes the cum, with a straw or not.
by Potatotron Ramone May 20, 2005
a person who, in a sick act of human nature, has anal sex with someone, ejaculates on his/her butt, and cleans up with their mouth
by Billy Bob December 13, 2002
Scumbags who suck semen out of the vagina or anus of one's partner after sex. Sick perverted motherfuckers!
by crevischecker December 23, 2011
These days felcher has a more common meaning, the art of felching has come a long way since sucking cum out of a random asshole, it can now mean you're a bottom feeder of any type.
"Stop felching my beer you felch"
"Hey felcher" (Yelled out to bum collecting money at train station)
"Dont let felch felch off a felch" (Meaning double felching is a big no no)
"Hey felcher" (Yelled out to bum collecting money at train station)
"Dont let felch felch off a felch" (Meaning double felching is a big no no)
by 2stylsh July 26, 2008
Birmingham, circa 1994.
Became a nickname to which I have been cursed, not due to my practising said 'art', but through an innocent mispronounciation of my surname. I'm stuck with it.
Became a nickname to which I have been cursed, not due to my practising said 'art', but through an innocent mispronounciation of my surname. I'm stuck with it.
Man: (at door of concert): "I've come to see Chris..."
Woman: (on door) "Chris who?"
Man: "Erm... Chris.... Felcher??"
Woman: (on door) "Chris who?"
Man: "Erm... Chris.... Felcher??"
by chris wheelie April 21, 2005
by Keli Marie October 12, 2005
"OMG, lauren loves felchers!"
"Jimmer gives felchers to men, all the time! hes the felcher master!!"
"Jimmer gives felchers to men, all the time! hes the felcher master!!"
by Cassieeee January 13, 2007